Please Don't - Harem Pants

I have made Fridays my days of requests to consumers...Please don't wear harem pants. Harem pants do not flatter anyone's figure. If you want to have fatter legs and a saggy crotch, by all means go for it. However, I'd think the normal woman would want to make her figure look the best it possibly can be and harem pants don't seem to be a part of the equation. Men, this goes for you too unless you're M.C. Hammer. I can't stop the fact that these pants have been manufactured and placed on the sales racks already. I can't stop you from trying them on either. The one request I have is that you please just look in the mirror and ask yourself the usual question, "Does this make me look fat?"